Overflow! The end to the epidemic: Lets Celebrate that Phoenix is Not Dead

[objectionattorney]

Who: Phoenix Wright (objectionattorney), Riku (guidetoblivion) & Miles Edgeworth (milesedgelord)
What: Phoenix Celebrates Not Having Succumbed to Favor by both hunting for dragons and partying the night away.
When: 11/3
Where: The Undergrowth & Wyvers Inner City
Warning(s): Possible Build Up to Smut, & a middle aged man running around in his underwear with a teenager

Comments

I'm a dragon now. Hi.

[objectionattorney]

[Hold on tight for the time being Riku cause Phoenix will take a good minute getting back. And it looks like the dragon is most certainly not happy that you let it's succulent looking prey get away. He suppose he'd have to make due with the smaller feistier looking one. (So much less meat and too much effort needed but what can you do?)

Growling out, he tried to push against the resisting blade of the kid blocking him. Leaning his weight down on him in hopes to overwhelm him with pure physical force. If he can crush the kid beneath his own weight it would certainly make this whole thing quite a bit easier. Perhaps enough that he could still have time to chase after the fat one.]

Hi dragon!!! 8D

[guidetoblivion]

[Well, if it's only a minute – Riku can definitely keep the dragon's attention for that time. His teeth grind together as the dragon pushes its entire weight on him, for all that Riku is plenty strong, against the dragon he isn't a match in pure physical strength.

Rather than to let the dragon push him around, he dismisses his sword and dodge rolls to the side. He tries to get some distance between himself and the beast before he recalls the Soul Eater to his hand and rushes forward at the Dragon, wrapping himself up into the air at last second for a couple of hits against its head.

He isn't out to kill the dragon… but that doesn't mean he won't try giving it the headache of its lifetime!]

rawr~ >:3

[objectionattorney]

[This is exactly why the dragon hates youthful prey. They're so stringy and they have too much fight in them. Really this wasn't worth it at all. But he was invested at this point so it would have been stupid to lose his dominance and back down.

Instead, roaring out as he was made a mockery of and simply bonked upon the head as if he were a young hatching still growing up in the barns. How insulting. What did this youngling expect from him with such an action?

Seriously! That smarts! All he was trying to do was get some food! He's rarely ever been out in the wilds but he knows at least that hunting is key to survival!

Roaring out, a harsh wave of flames once more erupted from his mouth, spewing in Rikus direction yet mutually catching fire to quite a bit of the nearby underbrush.

Just a little more Riku. You can do this. Phoenix is making his way back as we speak... Hopefully.]

[guidetoblivion]

[Poor, poor dragon, having to actually work for its food.

Riku calls up his shield again to block the flames… but while it's enough to protect him, it certainly doesn't protect the undergrowth… which is kind of worrying actually because now Riku is trapped between a sea of flames and a dragon in nothing but his pants.

Next time he volunteers to be dragon bait, he is so keeping his coat on.

He lifts his sword again, careful about his surroundings as he steps to the side, trying to get away from the flames, if the dragon will let me. He is many things, but fireproof isn't one of them. Still, he can't help a little quip:]

That all you've got? I guess, you really are just an overgrown fire breather.

[Riku plz. Stop playing with the fire. I mean.]

[objectionattorney]

[Silly human, thinking this great and ominous lizard understands your lame human mouth words.

Although truthfully, the dragon had only had a feint idea as to what he was doing. Surely if he were older and wiser and not raised within captivity he would have had an easier time besting this tiny human. Why couldn't the fat one stay and just let him eat him?

Ah well. At least this one seemed to finally be dying down in it's vigor.

His tail lashed to and fro as, while still breathing out, he took a step closer. And then another step. Slowly and ominously approaching the kid in hopes that the closer Riku got to the source of the flame the easier it would be for him to succumb to it.

Shame the dragon was so invested in what he was doing that he wasn't really paying attention to what was going on around him. A small voice calling out in the distance, a figure slowly, laboriously, running it's way down the path towards them.]

HEEEEYYYY!!!

[Sure enough, as out of breath as he was, here came Phoenix, running his way over. A rather large bridle, a long rope and what seemed to be a big dripping sack carelessly and haphazardly fumbling about in his arms as he did his best to make his way over.]

Hey kid! I'm almost there! Hold--Hold on one more second!

[Poor guy. He really wasn't used to running around this much.]

[guidetoblivion]

[The dragon may not understand him, but talking to him serves the same purpose as hitting him with his sword – it keeps the dragon on him.

Riku perks up slightly when he hears Phoenix approach, and the only reason his shoulders don't slump with relief is that he can't afford to get distracted now, when they are finally about to catch the damn lizard. He hopes that his partner is going to manage to stay quiet and not draw the dragon's attention onto himself again until they have the bridle in place.

He tilts his head, and shouts in an effort to keep the dragon's focus on him:]

All right, time for the final round!

[objectionattorney]

[Yeesh. Riku really looked invested in this battle. Not that Phoenix could complain, as just before he ran off that dragon was fairly interested in him. At least now it seemed too distracted to really acknowledge his return.

Which begged to question... What was he supposed to do now?

He had assumed, that upon returning, Riku would do something with the bridle. But looking at the situation that didn't look like it was going to be happening any time soon.

Did that mean it was up to him?!? He couldn't even bridle a horse none the less a dragon!

... Oh boy.]

H-Hold on!

[Gulping back, he did his best to brace himself for the real hard part in all this. Somehow attempting to throw this thing on a real live dragon without it's noticing.

The dragon, on the other hand, had heard Phoenix's approach, but knew better than to immediately go for him. If he turned his attention away from the kid he would lose for sure after all. So instead he took another step towards Riku, to the point that he was looming over him. His mouth, the source of the flame, only feet away from his prey.

Well, you only live once right? Phoenix is tense, and his palms are sweating, but he desperately walks around towards the backside of the beast. Just barely missing a swing from its tail.

Hopefully you only have to hang in there a little longer Riku.]

[guidetoblivion]

[Well, he's invested in a.) staying alive and b.) making sure that Phoenix stays alive too, and if that means keeping this battle going, then well. That's exactly what Riku is going to do. And hey… they were put together for a reason, so is having to bridle the dragon really that unexpected? This is a two-men job after all.

In any case, Riku lifts his hand in preparation to block another volley of flames coming his way.]

Don't hold out on me now!

[Keeping the dragon's attention until Phoenix is done is his primary objective right now, no matter if he does it by hitting the dragon or shouting at him.]

[objectionattorney]

[Okay.

Deep breaths Phoenix Wright.

Now is your moment of truth.

You're going to take down a dragon.

In all truth, he was shaking in his shoes. He had experienced life or death situations before, and he had always pulled through but never had he faced such an experience while taking on a real-life not-so-mythical beast.

He gulped back, suddenly realizing how sweaty his palms felt as his eyes focused on the dragons back.

Should he just throw it up there?

Well, that's certainly what he was attempting to do. Huffing out exuberantly as he tossed out the rope bridle, hoping to at least hook it over the neck of the dragon.

And, surprisingly, despite his nerves, it actually seemed to be a pretty good throw. Much less surprising was the dragon's reaction.

Growling out, the flames in its breath faltered as it tossed its head back to look around towards Phoenix. Phoenix's eyes wide in shock as, for a brief second, he met the creatures gaze directly.]

A-Ahh q-quick! Grab the other side of the rope! Secure! We gotta secure it!

[What would him from a few months ago think of the current situation he was in? How surreal.]

[guidetoblivion]

[Is he even wearing shoes right now?

Riku doesn't hesitate and by the time Phoenix calls out, he's already moving towards the dangling rope and grabs it. Using his momentum and strength, he pulls to get the dragon's attention back on him, if necessary – he is better equipped to handle it than Phoenix is, after all.]

I've got it; let's get this done!

[Come Phoenix, you can freak out later. They've got a job to do for now.]

[objectionattorney]

[Excuse you. Besides his underwear the one thing he managed to convince the stable owner was for him too keep his shoes. Wandering around barefoot in the wilderness is dangerous you know.

Who cares if it makes him look slightly more ridiculous.

As horrible of an adult as it made him look, Phoenix was fairly relieved to see Riku taking control of the situation. Or at least he was taking enough control that the dragons attention remained fixed on him. Taking the opportunity to make sure the rope was evenly adjusted in both sides. Before pausing, and looking down at the rest of the bridal in his hands.

Okay.

He can do this.

Gulping back he tiptoed along to the backside of the dragon once more, this time bracing himself before jumping onto the beasts leg.

That the dragon noticed. Snarling out as it reared back, attempting to circle around and bite at its own hind legs in hopes to get Phoenix off.]

Hit it! Distract it enough that I can get on its back!

[guidetoblivion]

[Good to hear that he's got some common sense then. Even though he definitely looks utterly ridiculous, but then again, who is Riku to talk.

He keeps half his attention on the dragon and the other with Phoenix when the other starts to sneak towards the dragon's leg, realizing his plan. Well, it's maybe kind of crazy but maybe that's exactly why it will work!

He nods to himself when Phoenix calls out, pulling back his left hand to hurl a ball of black fire at the dragon!]

Hey, eyes on me! I'm not done with you yet, lizard-face!

[That ought to get his attention again, right? Right.]

[objectionattorney]

[Well that burst of fire definitely managed to get the dragon to respond. Growling out viciously and swinging its head back around to face Riku, it opened its mouth in attempts to snap at him. It's face far to close for comfort most likely.

Phoenix, despite his heart pounding in his ears thanks to adrenaline, managed to nod his head towards Riku with relief. Bracing himself as, slowly, he started to climb up the dragons leg. Doing his best to avoid the wild thrashing of its tail.

He had done plenty of insane things in his life, but this deffinitely topped it!

And yet, somehow, he had managed to do it. Climbing up into the beasts back, he straddled the creature in attempts to get a little more balanced.

He had never even ridden a horse before! How did it come to this?]

We've got this! If you can manage to keep its mouth open I'll attempt to swing the bridle into its mouth!

[guidetoblivion]

[Too close for comfort, certainly, but nothing that Riku can’t handle – he swings his sword so that it connects with those teeth, then summons another Black Fire to fire at the dragon.

He is almost a little surprised about Phoenix’s attempt to climb the beast; impressed really; he ought to tell the other later… when they are done here.]

[objectionattorney]

[Believe you him, he's just as surprised in himself right now as you are. In fact, he is inwardly crying as he's doing this. But it was a better option than being eaten, right?

The dragon, on the other hand, rears itself back in response to the blast of fire. Temporarily lifting itself onto its hind legs before roaring out in furious response. Leaving Pheonix to hold on for dear life.]

N-aahghhh!!!

[His eyes closed he did his absolute best to keep from looking down. Suddenly remembering that dragons are capable of flight.

Hopefully, Riku keeps him distracted enough that he doesn't start flying away on them.

He was trembling slightly as the dragon resumed its normal position. The beast stomping forwards to take another snap at Riku only to find something else in its mouth instead.]

Ah! Ahahah! I-I think I got it!

[Sure enough, with wide eyes and a big grin on his face Phoenix had managed to lasso the bridle into the dragon's mouth in one go.]