Overflow! The end to the epidemic: Lets Celebrate that Phoenix is Not Dead

[objectionattorney]

Who: Phoenix Wright (objectionattorney), Riku (guidetoblivion) & Miles Edgeworth (milesedgelord)
What: Phoenix Celebrates Not Having Succumbed to Favor by both hunting for dragons and partying the night away.
When: 11/3
Where: The Undergrowth & Wyvers Inner City
Warning(s): Possible Build Up to Smut, & a middle aged man running around in his underwear with a teenager

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[objectionattorney]

[Okay.

Deep breaths Phoenix Wright.

Now is your moment of truth.

You're going to take down a dragon.

In all truth, he was shaking in his shoes. He had experienced life or death situations before, and he had always pulled through but never had he faced such an experience while taking on a real-life not-so-mythical beast.

He gulped back, suddenly realizing how sweaty his palms felt as his eyes focused on the dragons back.

Should he just throw it up there?

Well, that's certainly what he was attempting to do. Huffing out exuberantly as he tossed out the rope bridle, hoping to at least hook it over the neck of the dragon.

And, surprisingly, despite his nerves, it actually seemed to be a pretty good throw. Much less surprising was the dragon's reaction.

Growling out, the flames in its breath faltered as it tossed its head back to look around towards Phoenix. Phoenix's eyes wide in shock as, for a brief second, he met the creatures gaze directly.]

A-Ahh q-quick! Grab the other side of the rope! Secure! We gotta secure it!

[What would him from a few months ago think of the current situation he was in? How surreal.]

[guidetoblivion]

[Is he even wearing shoes right now?

Riku doesn't hesitate and by the time Phoenix calls out, he's already moving towards the dangling rope and grabs it. Using his momentum and strength, he pulls to get the dragon's attention back on him, if necessary – he is better equipped to handle it than Phoenix is, after all.]

I've got it; let's get this done!

[Come Phoenix, you can freak out later. They've got a job to do for now.]

[objectionattorney]

[Excuse you. Besides his underwear the one thing he managed to convince the stable owner was for him too keep his shoes. Wandering around barefoot in the wilderness is dangerous you know.

Who cares if it makes him look slightly more ridiculous.

As horrible of an adult as it made him look, Phoenix was fairly relieved to see Riku taking control of the situation. Or at least he was taking enough control that the dragons attention remained fixed on him. Taking the opportunity to make sure the rope was evenly adjusted in both sides. Before pausing, and looking down at the rest of the bridal in his hands.

Okay.

He can do this.

Gulping back he tiptoed along to the backside of the dragon once more, this time bracing himself before jumping onto the beasts leg.

That the dragon noticed. Snarling out as it reared back, attempting to circle around and bite at its own hind legs in hopes to get Phoenix off.]

Hit it! Distract it enough that I can get on its back!

[guidetoblivion]

[Good to hear that he's got some common sense then. Even though he definitely looks utterly ridiculous, but then again, who is Riku to talk.

He keeps half his attention on the dragon and the other with Phoenix when the other starts to sneak towards the dragon's leg, realizing his plan. Well, it's maybe kind of crazy but maybe that's exactly why it will work!

He nods to himself when Phoenix calls out, pulling back his left hand to hurl a ball of black fire at the dragon!]

Hey, eyes on me! I'm not done with you yet, lizard-face!

[That ought to get his attention again, right? Right.]

[objectionattorney]

[Well that burst of fire definitely managed to get the dragon to respond. Growling out viciously and swinging its head back around to face Riku, it opened its mouth in attempts to snap at him. It's face far to close for comfort most likely.

Phoenix, despite his heart pounding in his ears thanks to adrenaline, managed to nod his head towards Riku with relief. Bracing himself as, slowly, he started to climb up the dragons leg. Doing his best to avoid the wild thrashing of its tail.

He had done plenty of insane things in his life, but this deffinitely topped it!

And yet, somehow, he had managed to do it. Climbing up into the beasts back, he straddled the creature in attempts to get a little more balanced.

He had never even ridden a horse before! How did it come to this?]

We've got this! If you can manage to keep its mouth open I'll attempt to swing the bridle into its mouth!

[guidetoblivion]

[Too close for comfort, certainly, but nothing that Riku can’t handle – he swings his sword so that it connects with those teeth, then summons another Black Fire to fire at the dragon.

He is almost a little surprised about Phoenix’s attempt to climb the beast; impressed really; he ought to tell the other later… when they are done here.]

[objectionattorney]

[Believe you him, he's just as surprised in himself right now as you are. In fact, he is inwardly crying as he's doing this. But it was a better option than being eaten, right?

The dragon, on the other hand, rears itself back in response to the blast of fire. Temporarily lifting itself onto its hind legs before roaring out in furious response. Leaving Pheonix to hold on for dear life.]

N-aahghhh!!!

[His eyes closed he did his absolute best to keep from looking down. Suddenly remembering that dragons are capable of flight.

Hopefully, Riku keeps him distracted enough that he doesn't start flying away on them.

He was trembling slightly as the dragon resumed its normal position. The beast stomping forwards to take another snap at Riku only to find something else in its mouth instead.]

Ah! Ahahah! I-I think I got it!

[Sure enough, with wide eyes and a big grin on his face Phoenix had managed to lasso the bridle into the dragon's mouth in one go.]