Overflow to the Overflow: The Calm

[objectionattorney]

Who: Phoenix Wright (objectionattorney), Athena Cykes (cykedelic), Prompto Argentum (punshots), Charles Xavier (axiomed), Miles Edgeworth (milesedgelord), Venom (poolhall_killer), & Demyx (meloiouspacifist)
What: 5000 comments was achieved way too fast and Phoenix still has people to meet and a bright pink speedo to show off.
When: During The Calm
Where: Thessa Station, The Residential District of Olympia, or the boardwalk at Flona Cove
Warning(s): Phoenix Wright in a pink bathingsuit far too small for him. Other than that, nothing yet!

Comments

[milesedgelord]

...

[Well when he was pointing it outright that way, there was no way he didn't notice the blush forming from Miles's ears and spreading across his pale face. He was going to try and play it off though.]


You know precisely what I mean!

[Nope. He was a high ranking prosecutor. The demon prosecutor, even. And no. Miles Edgeworth was not just caught staring at such a lewd and wholly inappropriate thing. He huffed, crossing his arms over his chest and deciding that his ceremonial glare, (eye level this time) was the best course of action.]

[objectionattorney]

Do I now?

[Wait... Are you blushing Miles? Could it be that you are incapable of pointing out what it quite obviously the most ridiculous thing about all this?

That’s kind of cute actually. He never thought he’d see the day where you’d get embarrassed like this. It seems he found a weakness in the demon prosecutor.]

You mean my lack of clothes? You know as small as this bathing suit is just about everyone else at this beach is just as exposed as I am right?

[That was kind of half the point of going to the beach wasn’t it? Getting to see all the girls in their bikinis and all the boys in their speedos?]

[milesedgelord]

[He wasn't blushing at all. It was an acute type of sunburn. Yes, that's what it was. Nothing more than that.

Oh god, he was staring at him. Stop looking at him with that sly smirk. Miles's shoulders stiffened.]

I hadn't noticed.

[No the beach was a place one could relax and read a good book. It wasn't as if the general nudity was what had him bothered as much. It was the implication that he was looking at his friend in a not so casual way. Oh god, he just wanted to flee.

Maybe... He could just make a run for it. He looked down the way to see if there was a way to be able to make an exit.]

[objectionattorney]

Really? Not in the slightest?

[Because that is not what your bright red face is telling him Miles. Oh no, just the opposite in fact.]

And yet you noticed me in my bright pink bathingsuit and how tight it is right away.

[How mighty suspicious of you MIles Edgeworth. Is there something you need to tell him?]

[milesedgelord]

No!

[He sputtered and unsurprisingly turned a deeper shade of crimson. He almost matched his red board shorts at this point. How on earth did he turn this around on him?

Maybe he can sink into the sand entirely. He could die of embarrassment.

He turned heel and began to run.

Smooth. Miles, run away from your problems.]

[objectionattorney]

[Wow.

This-- This was kind of fun. There was just something about getting Miles all upset that was almost impossible to resist. Was his childhood friend blushing? It certainly looked like he was. Either that or this was the nastiest case of sunburn ever.

But before he could even make any witty commentary on the matter-- there Miles went. Speed walking away as fast as he could.]

Hey! Don't just run away!

[You can't run away from your shame that easily Miles! Now Phoenix is only chasing after you, tight pink bathing suit only emphasizing things more as he ran.]

Miles! Hey Miles! Come back!

[milesedgelord]

[Nope nope nope. Nope Nope nope nope. He was speedwalking away as fast as not to attract too much-unneeded attention. This whole thing was a disaster and he was choosing to abort this mission. Mistakes were made. He knew when to retreat.

Keep moving forward and don't look back. He couldn't even face Phoenix while he was wearing that ridiculously tight speedo.

Was he in the clear?

Perhaps one over the shoulder glance couldn't hurt.

Fuck.

He looked back and it was there that he made his second mistake. Sure enough, Wright was chasing after him and all of his stuffed glory was jostling unfortunately along with him.]

Ngggghooohhhhh!

[Why did he look back?! This was the same mistake Orpheus made in myths of old. All the stories said not to.

Maybe if he just hopped over the small boardwalk and onto the beach itself, he can make a run for the ocean. Did Phoenix swim? He couldn't remember.

That crotch was definitely seared permanently into his mind's eye.]

[objectionattorney]

[Oh now this was most certainly wonderful. In fact, he hadn’t had this much fun in ages. Who would have guessed that forever scarring the prude mind of his best friend could be so invigorating?

And that noise— What sort of stupid sound was that? Sure he was being kind of a bully right now, but he finally had Miles taking the retreat!

He was winning!]

Miles! Where are you going!? We didn’t finish our conversation!!

[Flailing his arms to wave Miles down, Phoenix Wright was most certainly trying his best to make a scene.

You can’t run forever Miles. Eventually you’ll either run out of stamina or head straight into water.]

Miiiiillleeessss!!!